mcmahonism:

the un are having a conference on gender equality and have only invited men like that was an actual joke on parks and recreation and now it has happened in real life

(via theunknownneon)

euo:

How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3

(via theunknownneon)

queerhawkeye:

there is no one expecting dick to taste good though. i’ve never ever once met a cis dude paranoid about his genitals tasting weird or salty or sweaty or whatever. but of course pussy has to taste like fruit and whatever. OF COURSE. 

(via eastoftheshire)

ddarkahn:


never forget
dopematters:

Nailed it!
navalenigma:

aggressively southern gay
katkatkat11:

AHHH
blazepress:

These are pictures of different dried human tears. Grief, laughter, onion and change. Each type has a different chemical makeup which makes them appear different.
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